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My mom was talking about having self control around my boyfriend, "The further you go, the harder it gets." ..TWSS

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January 11, 2010 at 10:31 am by Anonymous in - Totally Random

While trying to re-open a bottle of wine my friend says, "I can't get it out I think it put it in there too far." ...TWSS

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December 4, 2009 at 6:32 pm by admin in - Totally Random

Joe-Bob and Jim walk past a fitness center, where several large Swiss balls are displayed in the window. Joe-Bob says, "Those are some big balls, man," ...TWSS

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October 12, 2009 at 7:08 am by Anonymous in - Totally Random

My friend was trying to show me a video on her phone but it wasn't big enough to see so we were going to have to watch the DVD. So my friend said, "Oh so you don't think it's big enough? Your going to make me put it in so you can see." ...TWSS

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October 12, 2009 at 7:07 am by Anonymous in - Totally Random

The secretary, answering an inquiry about an available position said, "I have a brand new opening that needs filled." ...TWSS

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October 8, 2009 at 6:56 pm by admin in - Totally Random

While getting ready for a party a husband asks his wife, "Are you coming yet? I don't want to wait up here anymore." ...TWSS

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October 8, 2009 at 6:54 pm by admin in - Totally Random

While pulling into a parking spot the man asked his wife, "Am I in far enough?" ...TWSS

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October 8, 2009 at 6:49 pm by admin in - Totally Random

A package drop box sign said, "Push package in me completely." ...TWSS

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October 4, 2009 at 12:53 pm by admin in - Totally Random

A girl is playing with a drum set and says, "I just love banging things with sticks." ...TWSS

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October 4, 2009 at 12:53 pm by admin in - Totally Random

It was my friend's birthday and all of her elderly relatives were there. The birthday candles were lit and her mom said, "Go ahead and blow, but make sure you don't spit" ...TWSS

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October 3, 2009 at 12:31 pm by admin in - Totally Random