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While discussing bunk beds, my friend says "I like being on the top." ...TWSS

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October 12, 2009 at 7:08 am by Anonymous in - Dolphin Safe

My mother said to me earlier, "i can barely walk, it hurts so much" ...TWSS

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October 12, 2009 at 7:05 am by Anonymous in - Dolphin Safe

"Are you sure we need to leave it in the whole 2 minutes? That's a lot of meat." ...TWSS

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October 9, 2009 at 1:33 am by Anonymous in - Dolphin Safe

While turning in a report for work Susan said, "Wow, that was really hard." ...TWSS

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September 30, 2009 at 10:37 am by Anonymous in - Dolphin Safe

A big busted blond was standing in line when she realized the milk carton she was holding was leaking. Unwilling to get out of the long line she set the carton down and continued in line to purchase the other items in her hand. Getting to the counter she leaned forward to place the items in her hands on the counter and announced irritatedly, "My milk is leaking!" ...TWSS

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September 30, 2009 at 10:31 am by Anonymous in - Dolphin Safe

My friend was holding a cucumber, and said "Wow! That's the biggest one I've ever seen!" ....TWSS

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September 30, 2009 at 10:30 am by admin in - Dolphin Safe

After hunting down a chirping cricket and finally removing it, my cousin said, "I can't believe something that small could be so annoying." ...TWSS

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September 30, 2009 at 10:29 am by admin in - Dolphin Safe

A teacher was telling a fellow coworker about a rash. "At first I felt the sensation around my neck and then I noticed tingling all over my body." ...TWSS

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August 29, 2009 at 9:10 am by admin in - Dolphin Safe

I was playing in the backyard when my ball went over the fence into the neighbors yard. It had broken the screen on their backdoor and was lodged in the screen. The neighbor came outside and said, "Could you please get your ball out of my back door." ...TWSS

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August 29, 2009 at 9:09 am by admin in - Dolphin Safe

I was with my grandma yesterday for a family dinner and she was rolling up towels to put into storage. She can't roll this one towel and yells out (cause she's half death) "Oh no, it's too thick!" Before i could even get to it grandpa yells out ...TWSS

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August 27, 2009 at 9:02 am by Anonymous in - Dolphin Safe