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One archeologist says to another "It's extremely hard, and so large it doesn't even fit into one hand." ...TWSS

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August 1, 2009 at 6:07 pm by admin in - Totally Random

Driving in the car and my friend said, "Go down and take a U-turn."...TWSS

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August 4, 2009 at 12:49 am by rtfunk in - Dolphin Safe

I went into a hardware store to replace a hanging rod. I told the cashier that "my rod is two inches too short"...TWSS

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August 4, 2009 at 9:21 am by Anonymous in - Dolphin Safe

Playing golf with my dad, he said, "I liked the 2nd hole better than the 1st hole" ...TWSS

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August 4, 2009 at 2:58 pm by afay in - Sports

After a softball practice where we were sharing the field with the other team, we were sorting out equipment, when someone on the other team said, "I can't tell... are these your balls?" ...TWSS

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August 4, 2009 at 3:00 pm by afay in - Sports