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I was driving with my mom and she says "He pulled out right when I was coming!" ...TWSS

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August 6, 2009 at 11:20 am by Anonymous in - Totally Random

A girl was sitting in the dentist's office waiting for her boyfriend to pick her up. She calls him and says, "can't you come any faster? my mouth hurts!" ...TWSS

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August 19, 2009 at 9:41 am by Anonymous in - Totally Random

One archeologist says to another "It's extremely hard, and so large it doesn't even fit into one hand." ...TWSS

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August 1, 2009 at 6:07 pm by admin in - Totally Random

At a dinner party, talking about the hamburgers being served, a lady said, "It's too big. I have to hold it with both hands."... TWSS

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August 8, 2009 at 11:55 pm by afay in - Food

While eating a peach, my wife said "This doesn't taste right. It's not usually this soft." ...TWSS

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August 5, 2009 at 10:02 pm by afay in - Food