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During math class, I asked for help from the teacher. He answered, "Okay.. once I finish up with him, I'll get started on you." ...TWSS

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August 25, 2009 at 9:53 pm by admin in - Totally Random

Driving with my dad, the guy in front of us was half in both of the lanes, so we couldn't pass him...my dad gets fed up and yells, "For god's sake, just pick one and get in there already!" ...TWSS

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August 24, 2009 at 2:53 pm by Anonymous in - Totally Random

My friends were under my bed, trying to plug in a lamp. "It won't go in!" Then one says, "You're doing it wrong. Turn it over and just jam it in there until you see the white spark." ...TWSS

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August 24, 2009 at 2:48 pm by Anonymous in - Totally Random

Two people are trying to getting into their apartment through the back gate and are having trouble. One says to another, "Yeah the front opens right up without a problem, but the back requires a little more force." ..TWSS

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August 24, 2009 at 2:46 pm by Anonymous in - Totally Random

My coworker discussing the effects of putting chewing gum in a glass of water: "It gets a lot harder, making my jaw hurt more . . ." ...TWSS

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August 24, 2009 at 5:17 am by guido23 in - Totally Random

A girl was complaining about a tear in her stocking, "The hole started off small but then I played with it until it got bigger, now I can fit two fingers in!" ...TWSS

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August 20, 2009 at 11:45 pm by Anonymous in - Totally Random

A girl was sitting in the dentist's office waiting for her boyfriend to pick her up. She calls him and says, "can't you come any faster? my mouth hurts!" ...TWSS

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August 19, 2009 at 9:41 am by Anonymous in - Totally Random

Boyfriend: *sprays girlfriend with water* Girlfriend: "Come on baby, you're making me wet." ...TWSS

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August 16, 2009 at 11:53 am by Anonymous in - Totally Random

I was driving with my mom and she says "He pulled out right when I was coming!" ...TWSS

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August 6, 2009 at 11:20 am by Anonymous in - Totally Random

When picking out a TV for our bedroom, I said, "You know, I really think this big one will fit just fine." ...TWSS

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August 5, 2009 at 10:15 pm by afay in - Totally Random

One archeologist says to another "It's extremely hard, and so large it doesn't even fit into one hand." ...TWSS

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August 1, 2009 at 6:07 pm by admin in - Totally Random