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After hunting down a chirping cricket and finally removing it, my cousin said, "I can't believe something that small could be so annoying." ...TWSS

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September 30, 2009 at 10:29 am by admin in - Dolphin Safe

While putting together a raised garden bed in our yard, my father-in-law yelled out to my mother-in-law, "I need some more wood!" ...TWSS

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September 30, 2009 at 10:28 am by admin in - Totally Random

Referring to a stray cat, my brother said, "I play with it when no one's around." ...TWSS

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September 27, 2009 at 4:46 am by Anonymous in - Totally Random

While trying to figure out their class schedule issue my aerobics instructor says, "I've got thighs at 10 and buns at 1... how about I squeeze you in between?" ...TWSS

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September 27, 2009 at 4:45 am by Anonymous in - Sports

I was trying to get my friend to tell me a secret, and they said, "You'll never get it out of me!" ...TWSS

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September 27, 2009 at 4:43 am by Anonymous in - Totally Random

While I was training for a new waiter position my manager says, "Just make sure you screw it all the way in before you pull it out." ...TWSS

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September 27, 2009 at 4:42 am by Anonymous in - Food

While eating cheese sticks my friend says to me, "Dip it in the sauce before you eat it; it tastes better." ...TWSS

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September 27, 2009 at 4:41 am by Anonymous in - Food

"My friend, who rides horses, her friend, and I were in a tree. She was straddling an upright fork, and said "Straddling wood is more comfortable for me, because I ride." ...TWSS

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September 27, 2009 at 4:39 am by Anonymous in - Sports

After climbing the highest rock-climbing station, my sister says, "Wow, that was harder than I thought it would be." ...TWSS

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September 27, 2009 at 4:34 am by Anonymous in - Sports

While waiting to go to the store my friend says, "are you coming?" ...TWSS

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September 27, 2009 at 4:32 am by Anonymous in - Totally Random

My manager had just finished teaching a training session at work and said, "That was a lot longer and harder than I expected!" ...TWSS

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September 27, 2009 at 4:32 am by Anonymous in - Totally Random

I was carrying a case of wine and trying to open a car door at the same time. A friend of mine asked me, "Can I hold that for you?" ...TWSS

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September 27, 2009 at 4:31 am by Anonymous in - Totally Random

A few weeks ago my manager was training another manager on some new equipment. At the end of the training the manager said, "I really enjoyed that, can you do me again next week so I can be sure I got the hang of it" ...TWSS

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September 27, 2009 at 4:31 am by Anonymous in - Totally Random