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My manager had just finished teaching a training session at work and said, "That was a lot longer and harder than I expected!" ...TWSS

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September 27, 2009 at 4:32 am by Anonymous in - Totally Random

I was carrying a case of wine and trying to open a car door at the same time. A friend of mine asked me, "Can I hold that for you?" ...TWSS

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September 27, 2009 at 4:31 am by Anonymous in - Totally Random

A few weeks ago my manager was training another manager on some new equipment. At the end of the training the manager said, "I really enjoyed that, can you do me again next week so I can be sure I got the hang of it" ...TWSS

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September 27, 2009 at 4:31 am by Anonymous in - Totally Random

Two girls in a chatroom are talking about explosive soda. One of the girls says, "Well, he was shaking the soda and then he opened the bottle." Another person logs on to say hello when she types the next sentence: "And then it exploded all over me! I couldn't get it off for ages, it was sticky!" ...TWSS

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September 27, 2009 at 4:26 am by Anonymous in - Totally Random

A guy I went to high school with was asking a girl out on stage. She said no. He responded with "Wow. That hurt more than I thought it would." ...TWSS

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September 21, 2009 at 8:21 am by Anonymous in - Totally Random

Today my mom was using a toothpick, and after a while she goes, "Man I hate the feeling of wet wood in my mouth." ...TWSS

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September 14, 2009 at 9:25 pm by Anonymous in - Totally Random

My friends and I were talking about my new hair cut which is short and requires some hairspray in it to keep it looking nice. My friend Ivy tells my friend Bobbie "It's fun to touch." She touches my hair and screams, "It's hard!" ...TWSS

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August 28, 2009 at 12:20 am by Anonymous in - Totally Random

I was in History Class, watching a movie and the person said "If he doesn't come, I have to wait." ...TWSS

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August 27, 2009 at 11:07 am by Anonymous in - Totally Random

While pouring a large bottle of champagne into a thin champagne glass, a friend asked, "How do you get that big thing right into that little hole?" ...TWSS

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August 26, 2009 at 10:38 pm by admin in - Totally Random

I was expecting a package to be delivered, so I stopped by the leasing office to see if it had arrived. The girl working in the office told me that I didn't have anything, to which I replied, "Well, maybe I'll get lucky tomorrow and be able to come again." ...TWSS

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August 25, 2009 at 10:01 pm by admin in - Totally Random

During math class, I asked for help from the teacher. He answered, "Okay.. once I finish up with him, I'll get started on you." ...TWSS

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August 25, 2009 at 9:53 pm by admin in - Totally Random

Driving with my dad, the guy in front of us was half in both of the lanes, so we couldn't pass him...my dad gets fed up and yells, "For god's sake, just pick one and get in there already!" ...TWSS

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August 24, 2009 at 2:53 pm by Anonymous in - Totally Random