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A classmate was complaining about having to take so many notes in a class in which the professor speaks quickly and covers a lot of material. I added that my wrist was cramped from writing so much. She replied, "Yeah, my hand hurts from doing it for so long." ...TWSS

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October 3, 2009 at 12:22 pm by admin in - Totally Random

I was talking to my mom about a sandwich and I said "It was so big, I couldn't even put it in my mouth!" ...TWSS

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October 3, 2009 at 8:33 am by Anonymous in - Jet Setting

I noticed that there was a bunch of residue inside my electric toothbrush- "Ew! This makes me want to throw up! I'm not putting that in my mouth!" ...TWSS

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September 30, 2009 at 11:23 am by Anonymous in - Totally Random

While turning in a report for work Susan said, "Wow, that was really hard." ...TWSS

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September 30, 2009 at 10:37 am by Anonymous in - Dolphin Safe

While I'm trying to put new gauges into my ears, I said, "It won't fit! The hole is too small. Maybe if I use some lotion? But, it still hurts. I guess it's just too big." ...TWSS

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September 30, 2009 at 10:36 am by Anonymous in - Totally Random

Are finishing a long research paper my roommate said, "Ahh, I just pumped that one out!" ...TWSS

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September 30, 2009 at 10:33 am by Anonymous in - Totally Random

We walked into a restaurant and one of the customers was commenting on a drink to the waitress. "It starts off tasting sour but it grows on you." ...TWSS

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September 30, 2009 at 10:32 am by Anonymous in - Food

While broke down in a gas station parking lot, my nephew put his head in the dumpster and said, "That really stinks win you put your face that close" ...TWSS

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September 30, 2009 at 10:31 am by Anonymous in - Totally Random

A big busted blond was standing in line when she realized the milk carton she was holding was leaking. Unwilling to get out of the long line she set the carton down and continued in line to purchase the other items in her hand. Getting to the counter she leaned forward to place the items in her hands on the counter and announced irritatedly, "My milk is leaking!" ...TWSS

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September 30, 2009 at 10:31 am by Anonymous in - Dolphin Safe

My friend was holding a cucumber, and said "Wow! That's the biggest one I've ever seen!" ....TWSS

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September 30, 2009 at 10:30 am by admin in - Dolphin Safe

After hunting down a chirping cricket and finally removing it, my cousin said, "I can't believe something that small could be so annoying." ...TWSS

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September 30, 2009 at 10:29 am by admin in - Dolphin Safe

While putting together a raised garden bed in our yard, my father-in-law yelled out to my mother-in-law, "I need some more wood!" ...TWSS

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September 30, 2009 at 10:28 am by admin in - Totally Random