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While talking to a customer service representative, a woman was overheard saying "I plugged the hole, like the manual said, but I still can't control my gas." ...TWSS

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October 3, 2009 at 12:22 pm by admin in - Totally Random

A classmate was complaining about having to take so many notes in a class in which the professor speaks quickly and covers a lot of material. I added that my wrist was cramped from writing so much. She replied, "Yeah, my hand hurts from doing it for so long." ...TWSS

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October 3, 2009 at 12:22 pm by admin in - Totally Random

I noticed that there was a bunch of residue inside my electric toothbrush- "Ew! This makes me want to throw up! I'm not putting that in my mouth!" ...TWSS

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September 30, 2009 at 11:23 am by Anonymous in - Totally Random

While I'm trying to put new gauges into my ears, I said, "It won't fit! The hole is too small. Maybe if I use some lotion? But, it still hurts. I guess it's just too big." ...TWSS

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September 30, 2009 at 10:36 am by Anonymous in - Totally Random

Are finishing a long research paper my roommate said, "Ahh, I just pumped that one out!" ...TWSS

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September 30, 2009 at 10:33 am by Anonymous in - Totally Random

While broke down in a gas station parking lot, my nephew put his head in the dumpster and said, "That really stinks win you put your face that close" ...TWSS

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September 30, 2009 at 10:31 am by Anonymous in - Totally Random

While putting together a raised garden bed in our yard, my father-in-law yelled out to my mother-in-law, "I need some more wood!" ...TWSS

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September 30, 2009 at 10:28 am by admin in - Totally Random

Referring to a stray cat, my brother said, "I play with it when no one's around." ...TWSS

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September 27, 2009 at 4:46 am by Anonymous in - Totally Random

I was trying to get my friend to tell me a secret, and they said, "You'll never get it out of me!" ...TWSS

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September 27, 2009 at 4:43 am by Anonymous in - Totally Random

While waiting to go to the store my friend says, "are you coming?" ...TWSS

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September 27, 2009 at 4:32 am by Anonymous in - Totally Random

My manager had just finished teaching a training session at work and said, "That was a lot longer and harder than I expected!" ...TWSS

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September 27, 2009 at 4:32 am by Anonymous in - Totally Random