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While cleaning up the apartment at my friends place, I had a dirty glass. When asking if I should put it in the dishwasher, my friend says "Don't put that in there, I just cleaned it." ...TWSS

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August 26, 2009 at 10:36 pm by admin in - Dolphin Safe

My friend picked up an old version of her phone and said, "These old ones just don't do it the same way the new ones do." ...TWSS

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August 26, 2009 at 7:31 am by admin in - Dolphin Safe

A farmer goes to a chicken coop vendor and says, "I've got a really big cock and I need somewhere warm I can put it." ...TWSS

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August 25, 2009 at 10:07 pm by Anonymous in - Dolphin Safe

Bush and Third Eye Blind were both playing in town on the same night. I knew my friend favored Third Eye Blind, but I sort of favored Bush. I turned to my friend and asked, "Do you like Bush?" ...TWSS

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August 25, 2009 at 9:56 pm by admin in - Dolphin Safe

A friend of mine was borrowing my bag: "It's so heavy... How can you carry it the whole day long?" ...TWSS

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August 24, 2009 at 3:00 pm by Anonymous in - Dolphin Safe

A woman getting a shot says to the doctor, "I didn't feel the poke, did you put it in yet?" ...TWSS

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August 20, 2009 at 11:48 pm by Anonymous in - Dolphin Safe

I am sitting in Pharmacology class, and my prof said, "Some go fast and some go slow..." ...TWSS

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August 18, 2009 at 10:01 am by Anonymous in - Dolphin Safe

At lunch, my friend was eating a banana but stopped when it was almost finished. When I asked why she didn't eat the rest, she responded "Because.... I don't like to put my mouth on that part." ...TWSS

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August 9, 2009 at 10:10 am by Anonymous in - Dolphin Safe

We all sat down to play a board game. I suggested 'Cranium.' "I hate that because it is always too long."...TWSS

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August 8, 2009 at 5:54 pm by Anonymous in - Dolphin Safe

Getting ready for thanksgiving dinner, "Go ahead and put the turkey in the oven."...TWSS

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August 8, 2009 at 4:05 pm by Anonymous in - Dolphin Safe

While moving, the bed was not fitting in the elevator, "Its too big, pull it out!"...TWSS

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August 5, 2009 at 6:34 am by Anonymous in - Dolphin Safe