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While eating a sausage egg sandwich, my friend says "I love sausage!" ...TWSS

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August 26, 2009 at 10:38 pm by admin in - Food

While having dinner with my in-law's, referring to left-overs, I said to my father-in-law, "See how much of that pork you can shove in her box." ...TWSS

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August 26, 2009 at 10:37 pm by admin in - Food

While waitressing in a restaurant, a customer commented on the burger he had ordered, "It's so big I can barely fit it in my mouth." ...TWSS

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August 26, 2009 at 10:37 pm by admin in - Food

While I was licking the cream off of a spoon, my mother said to me, "Easy does it with the cream now. You don't want to swallow too much." ...TWSS

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August 25, 2009 at 9:59 pm by admin in - Food

The housewife was trying to get the last of the mustard out of the bottle. She turned it upside down, shook it, and squeezed. When it got all over her jeans she shouted, "It just shot all over me!" ...TWSS

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August 25, 2009 at 9:58 pm by admin in - Food

I walked up to a table to take their drink order 30 seconds after they sat down. One girl replied, "You came too quick!" ...TWSS

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August 24, 2009 at 2:49 pm by Anonymous in - Food

A friend was dared to try Tabasco sauce at a restaurant. As he savored it in his mouth for a second, he replies, "It's kind of thick, and tastes salty." ...TWSS

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August 20, 2009 at 11:37 pm by admin in - Food

I was at a grill with my soccer team where they served endless peanuts, and my friend was biting on one trying to get the nut out, and my other friend said, "oh, you used your teeth? I've always just tried to pry it out with my tongue." ...TWSS

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August 19, 2009 at 12:18 pm by Anonymous in - Food

Last night my friend was trying to use spray butter on her corn. My little cousin says "You know, you have to pump it a few times before it will squirt." ...TWSS

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August 19, 2009 at 9:59 am by Anonymous in - Food

A woman in front of me was getting a sandwich and she tells the man behind the counter, "can you squirt a little more oil on my bun?" ...TWSS

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August 19, 2009 at 9:53 am by Anonymous in - Food

While discussing those fancy tea-brewing devices, my friend said, "I don't like all that extra shit floating all over the place. Just give me a regular old tea bag any day." ...TWSS

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August 10, 2009 at 1:37 am by afay in - Food