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While pulling into a parking spot the man asked his wife, "Am I in far enough?" ...TWSS

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October 8, 2009 at 6:49 pm by admin in - Totally Random

A package drop box sign said, "Push package in me completely." ...TWSS

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October 4, 2009 at 12:53 pm by admin in - Totally Random

A girl is playing with a drum set and says, "I just love banging things with sticks." ...TWSS

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October 4, 2009 at 12:53 pm by admin in - Totally Random

At subway a guy asked for a 12 inch hot ...TWSS

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October 4, 2009 at 12:52 pm by admin in - Food

It was my friend's birthday and all of her elderly relatives were there. The birthday candles were lit and her mom said, "Go ahead and blow, but make sure you don't spit" ...TWSS

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October 3, 2009 at 12:31 pm by admin in - Totally Random

While eating KFC chicken with some friends, someone says, "This meat is finger licking good." ...TWSS

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October 3, 2009 at 12:30 pm by admin in - Food

My friend had to pick some campers up at the airport. He parked the van in a very crowded spot. He then asked the one camper if he had room to open the door and fit his bag into the van. The camper replied, "Well, it's a bit of a tight fit up front, but I'm sure I can shove it in the back." ...TWSS

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October 3, 2009 at 12:25 pm by admin in - Jet Setting

While eating lunch in the cafeteria with my friend she asked me, "Can you butter my muffin ?" ...TWSS

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October 3, 2009 at 12:24 pm by admin in - Food

I was about to cook dinner and I told my boyfriend to "take the meat out." ...TWSS

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October 3, 2009 at 12:23 pm by admin in - Food

While talking to a customer service representative, a woman was overheard saying "I plugged the hole, like the manual said, but I still can't control my gas." ...TWSS

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October 3, 2009 at 12:22 pm by admin in - Totally Random

A classmate was complaining about having to take so many notes in a class in which the professor speaks quickly and covers a lot of material. I added that my wrist was cramped from writing so much. She replied, "Yeah, my hand hurts from doing it for so long." ...TWSS

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October 3, 2009 at 12:22 pm by admin in - Totally Random