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While two brothers were eating soup, the older brother says to the younger "Stop being a wimp, man up and drink the liquid."...TWSS

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March 28, 2010 at 4:07 pm by Anonymous in - Food

My mom was talking about having self control around my boyfriend, "The further you go, the harder it gets." ..TWSS

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January 11, 2010 at 10:31 am by Anonymous in - Totally Random

While trying to re-open a bottle of wine my friend says, "I can't get it out I think it put it in there too far." ...TWSS

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December 4, 2009 at 6:32 pm by admin in - Totally Random

While discussing bunk beds, my friend says "I like being on the top." ...TWSS

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October 12, 2009 at 7:08 am by Anonymous in - Dolphin Safe

Joe-Bob and Jim walk past a fitness center, where several large Swiss balls are displayed in the window. Joe-Bob says, "Those are some big balls, man," ...TWSS

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October 12, 2009 at 7:08 am by Anonymous in - Totally Random

My friend was trying to show me a video on her phone but it wasn't big enough to see so we were going to have to watch the DVD. So my friend said, "Oh so you don't think it's big enough? Your going to make me put it in so you can see." ...TWSS

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October 12, 2009 at 7:07 am by Anonymous in - Totally Random

During bowling my mom said, "Don't forget to rub your balls dry." ...TWSS

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October 12, 2009 at 7:06 am by Anonymous in - Sports

My mother said to me earlier, "i can barely walk, it hurts so much" ...TWSS

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October 12, 2009 at 7:05 am by Anonymous in - Dolphin Safe

"Are you sure we need to leave it in the whole 2 minutes? That's a lot of meat." ...TWSS

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October 9, 2009 at 1:33 am by Anonymous in - Dolphin Safe

The secretary, answering an inquiry about an available position said, "I have a brand new opening that needs filled." ...TWSS

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October 8, 2009 at 6:56 pm by admin in - Totally Random